What is a Douche?

Urban Dictionary: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A douche, my dear friend, is someone who has their head so far up their ass that they think that either A) They are utterly awesome when they are in fact not B) So incredibly entitled that they think they are king of the freakin world and can do as they please or C) Just a plan ol' acehole. When someone is acting like a douche you can run away, unless of course they have done something so incredibly idiotic that they have somehow forever left their mark behind. (Check out my post "The Sidewalk to Nowhere". )

I often find that I encounter Douche bags when trying to park my car. Ever go to park your car and some Douche has parked sideways or so far over their line they must have parked with their eyes closed, thus taking up two spaces and forcing others to park further away?

I've toyed often with starting up a site called "Douche a Day" but as I initially may not be able to bring one every single day to you I thus bring you "I See A Douche!". I will be posting photos when I encounter theses lovely people and I encourage you to email me any photos you come across of people involved in Douche like moments. I will post them as quick as I can!

Peace & Love,

Stumbelina